The Office Quotes (Page 40)
Michael: Scranton is great, but New York is like Scranton on acid. No, on speed. Nah. On steroids.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007Michael: Here it is. Heart of New York City. Times Square. Named for the...good times you have when you're in it.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007Michael: New York, New York. The city so nice, they named it twice. Manhattan is the other name.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007 Dwight: What's this on my desk?
Jim: It's a box.
Dwight: But who left it here...and to what purpose?
Dwight: Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. Snare it. Then to keep it happy, you have to tame it. Feed it, care for it. Lovingly. The way an animal deserves. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007 Jan: Surely you aren't serious about this, Michael.
Michael: Of course I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley. [Turns to the camera] "Airplane."
Pam: Sometimes the gift is really about the gesture, you know, like, what it means, instead of what it is.
Dwight: You mean ... like a ham?
Pam: No. Not like a ham.
Jim: You gotta take a chance on something sometime, Pam.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007Michael: Rich people like pizza, poor people like pizza. White people like pizza, black people like pizza. [pause] Do black people like pizza?
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Dwight: Michael wants us to bond, so we need topics for conversation.
Jim: Ponies!
Dwight: No.
Ryan: How about rainbows?
Dwight: No.
Jim: Flowers?
Ryan: Makeup?
