The Office Quotes (Page 41)
Roy: I'm glad she has a friend at work that she can get through the day with. That way she's not all, "blah blah blah" when she gets home.
Jim: Yeah, I like talking to her too.
Michael : Everyone, guys. Circle up, please. Come on over. Bring your chairs. Toby, come on over. You’re a guy… too. Sort of.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007Michael: Now you may look around and see two groups here: white-collar and blue-collar. But I don't see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar blind.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007Michael: [after writing a long division problem on the board in the warehouse] Just in case there's someone down here who shouldn't be. Little "Good Will Hunting" situation.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Kevin: I bet Roy heard about you liking Pam. I bet he'll try to beat you up.
Jim: Thanks for the heads up, Kev.
Kevin: I got your back if he does. [pause] But try to stay out of it.
Michael : This is Darryl, one of our warehouse staff. Darryl, what is your biggest fear?
Darryl : My biggest fear is that someone will distract us from getting all the shipments out on time.
Michael : These guys are down there. They are real men doing real man’s work. We are going to learn how a warehouse works. Oh, I think this is gonna work out great because managing the warehouse is a very important part of my job, and I haven’t been there in months.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Jan: I don't know what you're doing here, Michael, but it's very disruptive.
Michael: Just having a little "Guys in the Workplace" thing. [to the men] Why can't boys play with dolls? Why does society force us to use urinals, when sitting down is far more comfortable?
Jan: Can you please do this somewhere else, Michael?
Dwight: It's a terrible idea.
Jim: What is?
Dwight: Them in there all together. They stay in there too long, they're gonna get on the same cycle. Wreak havoc on our plumbing.
Michael: "Women in the Workplace"...yeah, translation: I have been banned from my own conference room so that Jan can talk in secret to all the girls-- oh, sorry "women of the workplace." About what? I don't know. Clothes. Me.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007
