The Office Quotes (Page 43)
[Oscar is seen driving into his driveway with his boyfriend]
Dwight: Guess what I found out about Oscar tonight? He was lying about being sick!
Pam: What did you guys talk about?
Jim: Oh, just you know - politics, literature... [holds up Hooter's T-shirt]
Pam: I hate you
Michael: What do you like best about Pam?
Jim: Oh, I really don't wanna talk about it.
Michael: What is it, is it her legs, her boobs, or?
Jim: Um, she's easy to talk to, I guess. And, she's got a really good sense of humor.
Michael: Really?
Jim: Mmm-hmm.
Michael: Never gets any of my jokes.
Jim: How 'bout you?
Michael: Her boobs. Definitely.
Jim: [surprised] Wow. That's not what I meant.
Ryan: Creed? Did you organize the menu book?
Creed: Oh, I thought that was more on a volunteer basis.
Ryan: No...it was mandatory.
Creed: Oh I thought it was a volunteer thing.
Ryan: If I had to, I could clean out my desk in five seconds, and nobody would ever know that I'd ever been here. And I'd forget, too.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007Jim: I wanna clamp Michael's face in a George Foreman grill.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Toby: [watches Ryan as he takes a big bite from his string cheese] Wow, you just dive right in.
Ryan: You know, around age 12, I just started going for it.
Ryan: I ground up four extra-strength Aspirin and put them in Michael's pudding. I do the same with my dog to get him to take his heartworm medicine.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007Michael:I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me, and since I don't have a butler I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again, then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's a perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill (shows burnt foot wrapped in bubble wrap) and it clamped down on my foot. That's it, I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Michael: Oh God, a minivan! What is Meredith's problem?
Jim: Uh, I think she has a kid.
Michael: Yeah she has one kid and no husband. She's not going to find one driving one of these things around!
