The Office Quotes (Page 45)
Jim: You know what, I would save the receptionist. Just wanted to clear that up.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Michael: Now on this ship that is the office, what is the sales department? Anyone?
Darryl: How about the sales department is the sails?
Michael: Yes Darryl, the sales department makes sales.
Michael: I attended a Tony Robbins event by the airport last year, and... it wasn't the actual course, you have to pay for the actual course. But it talked about the actual course and I've incorporated a lot of his ideas into my own course.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Jim: To tell you the truth, I used to have a big thing for Pam. So...
Michael: Really. You're kidding me. You and Pam? Wow. I would have never put you two together... did you really... you really hid it well. God. I usually have a radar for stuff like that. [sighs]
Dwight: I was the youngest pilot in Pan Am history. When I was four, the pilot let me ride in the c**kpit and fly the plane with him. And I was four, and I was great and I would have landed it, but my dad wanted us to go back to our seats.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Michael: You know what Brenda, could we have a moment alone?
Brenda: Jan said if you asked me that I was supposed to say no.
Angela: Hey, come inside and talk to me.
Dwight: I can't! Do you want us to run aground woman!?
Jim: What happened to you?
Michael: Captain Jack has a problem with authority.
Jim: Oh, right, 'cause you announced that his ship was sinking.
Michael: He just totally lost it. If you ask me he caused the panic.
Dwight: Seasick? Captain Jack says you should look at the moon.
Michael: Captain Jack's a fart face.
Phyllis: [during Michael's Titanic analogy] Michael, everyone in the engine room drowns.
Michael: Thank you, spoiler alert!
