The Office Quotes (Page 46)
Michael: Who's seen Titanic?
Jim: I'm not really sure what movie you’re talking about. Are you sure you've got the title right?
Pam: I think you're thinking of The Hunt for Red October.
Oscar: Last year Michael's theme was 'bowl over the competition.' So guess where we went.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007Michael: Dancing... is... a primitive art-form... used in ancient times to express oneself with... the body! And communicate!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Captain Jack: But I'm not only your ship's captain, I'm also your PARTY CAPTAIN!
Michael: YEAH, I'M YOUR PARTY CAPTAIN TOO!...
Captain Jack: Michael, please...
Michael: And we are gonna... rock it!
Captain Jack: If you would just...
Michael: You are gonna put on your dancin' shoes later on! If the boat's rockin', don't come knockin'!
Michael: What is with the guy jumping overboard? If he had just waited and heard what I had to say, he would be motivated right now, and not all wet.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Dwight: ["steering" the ship] Don't worry Michael, I'm taking us to shore!
Michael: It's a fake wheel, dummy!
Michael: We are going to sell that tree to charity. Because that's what Christmas is all about.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007Dwight: Yankee Swap is like Machiavelli meets Christmas
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007Michael: So Phyllis is basically saying “Hey Michael, I know you did a lot to help the office this year, but I only care about you a homemade oven mitt’s-worth.” I gave Ryan an iPod!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007Michael: Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say “Hey man, I love you this many dollars-worth.”
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007
