The Office Quotes (Page 5)
Kelly: I am dating a lot of guys. A lot. Black guys mostly.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007Michael: We had a foreign exchance student live with us when I was young. And we called him my brother. And that's what I thought he was. Um...then he went home to what is now formerly Yugoslavia, taking all of my blue jeans with him. And I had to spend the entire winter in shorts. That is what Ryan is like: A fake brother who steals your jeans.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007 Angela: Oh, what is that?
Dwight: It's a feral barn cat. I trapped him last night and I'm giving him to you as a replacement cat for the one I destroyed.
Angela: Her name was Sprinkles.
Dwight: And his name is Garbage. Mose calls him Garbage because he likes to eat garbage.
Ryan: Michael, I know how much time and manpower are wasted in this branch.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007 Phyllis: It's great that you're dating. But when a new client calls, you just have to randomly assign them to a salesperson. You can't base who gets new clients on who you're sleeping with that week, okay?
[cut to Jim being interviewed]
Jim: And THAT is why we waited so long to tell people.
Michael: Yeah, Ryan snapped at me. But there was this twinkle in his eye that I picked up on which said, "Dude, we're friends. I'm doing this for appearances. I am the big boss now. And I have to seem like an ogre. But you know me and you trust me. And we like each other. And we'll always be friends. And I would never take you for granted in a million years. And I miss you, man. And I love you." His words.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007 Ryan: I know I used to be a temp here, but now everything is different. I'd like your respect. I am your boss now. You're gonna have to treat me that same way to treated Jan.
Michael: Oh, wow! That's a little kinky. I don't swing that way. Woooo! I think Ryan has a gay crush on me.
Ryan: Enough! Okay? This is inappropriate and it stops right now. Do you understand?
Andy: Jim Halpert's off the market. Guess who just became the best looking single guy in the office?
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007Angela: I'm not suprised. Pam is the office mattress.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007Dwight: I don't see it. I think they both could do better.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007
