The Office Quotes (Page 50)
Jim: They might not have to downsize our branch. And I could work here for years... and years... and... years.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007Michael:I don't understand...you want to see other people? Only other people?
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007 Michael: OK. Let's do this thing. Wish us luck.
Dwight: Good luck, Michael! Good luck, Jan!
Jan: Thank you.
Michael: [under breath] Kiss ass.
Pam: Michael and his jeans. He gets in them, and I'm not exactly sure what happens, but I can tell you, he loves the way he looks in those jeans. I know that's why he started casual Fridays.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007 [Ryan comes back from the dry cleaners]
Pam: Wait, are those Michael's Levi's?
Ryan: Yeah. Who dry cleans jeans?
Michael: Would I rather be feared or loved? Umm...easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007 Michael: C'mon, hit me...
Jim: I can't. I just got a manicure.
Michael: Oh, queer! [looks at camera] ...eye. Queer eye! Good show, important show.
Jim: Just have Dwight punch you.
Michael: Well, that would be kind of worthless because I know a ton of 14-year-old girls who could kick his ass.
Jim: You know a ton of 14-year-old girls?
Dwight: What belt are they?
Michael: Pam, I hate to break this to you, but Dwight can't stop you from being mugged. He's just not tough enough.
Pam: He's a purple belt, that's really high.
Michael: Oh God, I could beat up Dwight, that's ridiculous. I can murder him.
Dwight: I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War Two veteran. Killed twenty men then spent the rest of the war in an Allied prison camp. My father...battled blood pressure and obesity all his life. Different kind of fight.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007 Michael: Look, Dwight here is a wuss. When we rented "Armageddon", he cried at the end of it.
Dwight: Michael, I told you! It was because it was New Year's Eve and it started to snow at exactly midnight!
Michael: [As Dwight crying] "Oh, are they really gonna leave Bruce Willis on the asteroid? Boo-hoo!"