The Office Quotes (Page 51)
Dwight: [indicating his purple belt] This is not a toy, this is a message to the entire office so that everyone can see I can physically dominate them.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007 Michael: For emergency contact put down Todd F. Packer. You know what the "F" stands for?
Ryan: [immediately] Fudge?
Phyllis: [to Dwight in costume] Are you a monk?
Dwight: I'm a Sith lord!!
Michael: [while on hold with Sherry] I wish I could fire Sherry.
Sherry: I'm still here, Michael.
Michael: Err...OK, Sherry. Thank you.
Pam: [naming her five 'desert island movies] Fargo, um, Edward Scissorhands, Dazed and Confused...
Jim: Ooh, definitely in my top five.
Pam: Yes -- in my top three, so suck it. [Jim looks bewildered and then grins]
Dwight: I hope the war goes on forever and Ryan gets drafted. I'm sorry, only part of me meant that...he'd probably end up a hero there anyway.
• Vote for this Quote! • April 19th, 2007Michael: So I never went to business school. You know who else didn't go to business school? LeBron James, Kobe Bryant, Tracy McGrady.
• Vote for this Quote! • April 19th, 2007Michael: When I was Ryan’s age, I worked in a fast food restaurant to save up money for school. And then I lost it in a pyramid scheme, but I learned more about business right then and there than business school would ever teach me – or Ryan would ever teach me.
• Vote for this Quote! • April 19th, 2007Dwight: Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe. Ryan started the fire!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • April 19th, 2007Dwight: Everyone. OK, I have an announcement. Apparently in business school they don’t teach you how to operate a toaster oven. Because some smart, sexy temp left his cheese pita on "oven" instead of timing it for the toaster thing. [holds up burnt pita and laughs maniacally]
• Vote for this Quote! • April 19th, 2007