The Office Quotes (Page 55)
Ryan: [helping clean out Michael's car] There's a sports drink on the back seat.
Michael: What flavor?
Ryan: Blue.
Michael: Blue isn't a flavor.
Ryan: It says: "Flavor: Blue Blast."
Michael: Ooh, Blue Blast. Give it here...
Michael: And this is the foreman. Mista Ra-jahs.
Darryl: It's not my real name.
Michael: No, it's Darryl. Darryl is Mista Ra-jahs.
Ryan: Darryl Rogers?
Darryl: Darryl Philbin. Then Regis, then Rege, then Roger, then Mister Rogers
Jim: I think this is the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to somebody's head.
• Vote for this Quote! • April 18th, 2007 Michael: [throws crumpled piece of paper at Pam to show basketball skills]
Pam: Please don't throw garbage at me.
Oscar: [of Mexican descent] I can play [basketball] if you need any help.
Michael: I will use your talents come baseball season, my friend. Or if we box.
Michael: [To Ryan] Alright, managing by walking around. (they head down the stairs) This is our warehouse. Or, as I like to call it, the whorehouse. But don't you call it that, I've earned the right.
• Vote for this Quote! • April 18th, 2007Michael: I think the main difference between me and Donald Trump is that I get no pleasure out of saying the words "you're fired." "You're fired." Oh, "you're fired." He just makes people sad. And an office can't function that way. No way. "You're fired." I think if I had a catchphrase it would be "you're hired, and you can work here as long as you want." But that's unrealistic, so.
• Vote for this Quote! • April 18th, 2007 Dwight: Did you get your tickets?
Jim: To what?
Dwight: The gun show. [kisses bicep
Meredith: [reading her birthday card] This one's from Michael, "Let's hope the only downsizing this year is that someone downsizes your age."
Michael: Get it? 'Cause of the downsizing. Rumors. And 'cause you're getting old.
Meredith: I...get it.
Michael: Merideth is so old...(how old is she?) Meredith is so old, that when she went to an antique store, they kept her. I got that off the internet, it's not mine. Hey Meredith, Liz Taylor called she wants her age back and her divorces back! Get it? 'Cause she's getting old, and she's been divorced what, twice?
Michael: I think if I was allergic to dairy I'd kill myself.
• Vote for this Quote! • April 18th, 2007