The Office Quotes (Page 6)
Michael: Everyone, this is a day that will live in infamy. Because today is the day that Jim and Pam become one. Let the bells of Dunder Mifflin chime out your love.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007 Michael: Kelly, you're a Hindu, so you believe in Buddha.
Kelly: That's Buddhists.
Michael: Are you sure?
Kelly: No.
Pam: Yeah, I gave him a ride home because...we're dating.
Jim: Wow. There it is.
Pam: Yeah. We haven't told anybody, but it's going really great. Right?
Jim: It is going really great.
Michael: Myth: Three Americans die every year from rabies. Fact: Four Americans die every year die from rabies.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007Dwight: With the electricity we're using to keep Meredith alive, we could power a small fan for two days. You tell me what's unethical.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007Phyllis: I'm a Lutheran and Bob is a Unitarian. It keeps things spicy.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007Creed: I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007 Angela: Any problems?
Dwight: Well, you left the TV on. And your cat is dead.
Michael: I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007Michael: Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007
