The Office Quotes (Page 9)
Michael: I have got it made in the shade. I know this company. The other branch managers are total morons. [calls Pam] Hey Pam, yeah. I forgot what day the interview was and I drove to New York accidentally. Be like three hours late.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Pam: Hey, I want to say something. I've been trying to be more honest lately and I just need to say a few things. I did the coal walk! Just, I did it. Michael, you couldn't even do that. Maybe I should be your boss. Wow, I feel really good right now. Why didn't any of you come to my art show? I invited all of you. That really sucked. It's like sometimes, some of you act like I don't even exist. Jim, I called off my wedding because of you. And now we're not even friends. And things are just like weird between us, and that sucks. And I miss you. You were my best friend before you went to Stamford. And I really miss you. I shouldn't have been with Roy, and there were a lot of reasons to call off my wedding. But the truth is, I didn't care about any of those reasons until I met you. And now you're with someone else and that's fine. It's...whatever. That's not what I'm...I'm not...okay, my feet really hurt. The thing that I'm just trying to say to you, Jim, and to everyone else in the circle, I guess, is that I miss having fun with you. Just you, not everyone in the circle. Okay, I am gonna go walk in the water now. Yeah, it's a good day.
[Pam leaves. There is a brief silence]
Michael: Pam, that was amazing, but I am still looking for someone with a sales background.
Michael: Ugh...who's ahead in points?
Pam: Well, I think they're even. At various times you gave Jim 10 points, Dwight a gold star and Stanley a thumbs up.
Stanley: I would rather work for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head than work for somebody else in this office besides myself. GAME ON.
• Rating 2.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Michael: Andy Bernard. Pros: he's classy. He gets me. He went to Cornell. I trust him. Cons: I don't really trust him.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Dwight: We will be called Gryffindor.
Jim: Really? Not Slytherin?
Dwight: Slytherin are the bad guys, Jim.
Jim: I know. Okay, we will be Voldemort.
Dwight: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named? I wouldn't do that.
Jim: Vol-de-mort, Vol-de-mort, Vol-de-mort!
Michael: Today, we are not just spending a day at the beach.
Stanley: Oh sweet mother of god.
Michael: If you don’t like it, Stanley, you can go to the back of the bus.
Stanley: Excuse me?
Michael: Or the front of the bus. Or drive the bus.
Michael: Oscar, you brought your Speedo, I assume?
Oscar: I don't wear a Speedo, Michael.
Michael: Well, you can't swim in leather pants. Haha! I'm just yankin' your chain. Not literally.
Kevin: I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Michael: What happens to a company if somebody takes a boss away? I will answer your question with a question. It's like, what happens to a chicken when you take its head away? It dies. Unless you find a new head. I need to see which one of these people have the skills to be a chicken head.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007
