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Season 18

• 24 Minutes (8)
• You Kent Always Say What You Want (7)
• Crook and Ladder (5)
• Marge Gamer (11)
• Little Big Girl (8)
• Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times (11)
• The Wife Aquatic (3)
• GI (Annoyed Grunt) (6)
• Treehouse of Horror XVII (4)
• The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer (5)

Season 17

• Girls Just Want to Have Sums (3)
• Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore (7)
• Million Dollar Abie (9)

Season 16

• The Seemingly Never-Ending Story (7)
• Thank God It's Doomsday (4)
• There's Something About Marrying (11)

Season 15

• Bart-Mangled Banner (7)
• Simple Simpson (15)
• Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore (9)
• Margical History Tour (8)
• Diatribe of a Mad Housewife (6)
• The Regina Monologues (9)

Season 14

• The Great Louse Detective (5)

Season 13

• The Frying Game (9)
• The Sweetest Apu (6)
• Weekend at Burnsie's (5)
• Sweets and Sour Marge (22)
• Brawl in the Family (6)
• Homer the Moe (6)

Season 12

• Day of the Jackanapes (4)
• A Tale of Two Springfields (9)
• Treehouse of Horror XI (4)

Season 11

• Days of Wine and D'oh'ses (7)
• Bart to the Future (9)

Season 10

• Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo (5)
• Homer to the Max (4)
• Wild Barts Can't Be Broken (3)

Season 9

• Trash of the Titans (7)
• The Trouble with Trillions (8)
• Simpson Tide (8)
• The Last Temptation of Krust (4)
• Das Bus (8)
• The Joy of Sect (5)
• Bart Carny (6)
• All Singing, All Dancing (4)
• Realty Bites (5)
• Lisa the Skeptic (6)
• Bart Star (8)
• The Cartridge Family (8)
• Treehouse of Horror VIII (4)
• Lisa's Sax (9)
• The Principal and the Pauper (11)
• The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson (6)

Season 8

• The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (5)
• Homer's Enemy (11)
• The Old Man and the Lisa (8)
• The Canine Mutiny (12)
• Homer vs. the 18th Amendment (4)
• Homer's Phobia (12)
• The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show (7)
• Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-Annoyed-Grunt-cious (11)
• The Springfield Files (3)
• El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer (3)
• Hurricane Neddy (4)
• Lisa's Date with Density (6)
• Bart After Dark (9)
• Burns, Baby Burns (3)

Season 7

• Homerpalooza (9)
• Much Apu About Nothing (8)
• A Fish Called Selma (4)
• The Day the Violence Died (4)
• Lisa the Iconoclast (6)
• King Size Homer (8)
• Treehouse of Horror VI (6)
• Lisa the Vegetarian (4)
• Bart Sells His Soul (8)
• Radioactive Man (9)
• Who Shot Mr. Burns?: Part 2 (5)

Season 6

• Who Shot Mr. Burns?: Part 1 (4)
• 'Round Springfield (6)
• The PTA Disbands (9)
• Lisa's Wedding (7)
• A Star Is Burns (3)
• Homer vs. Patty and Selma (4)
• Bart vs. Australia (8)
• Fear of Flying (8)
• Homer Badman (3)
• Lisa on Ice (11)
• Bart's Girlfriend (3)
• Treehouse of Horror V (9)
• Sideshow Bob Roberts (3)
• Itchy & Scratchy Land (5)
• Lisa's Rival (3)
• Bart of Darkness (4)

Season 5

• Lady Bouvier's Lover (4)
• Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song (3)
• Bart Gets an Elephant (3)
• Deep Space Homer (6)
• Homer the Vigilante (10)
• $pringfield (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) (7)
• The Last Temptation of Homer (4)
• Boy Scoutz n the Hood (9)
• Bart's Inner Child (7)
• Marge on the Lam (6)
• Treehouse of Horror IV (11)
• Rosebud (5)
• Homer Goes to College (6)
• Cape Feare (12)
• Homer's Barbershop Quartet (5)

Season 4

• Krusty Gets Kancelled (5)
• Marge in Chains (6)
• Whacking Day (4)
• The Front (4)
• Last Exit to Springfield (10)
• Duffless (3)
• I Love Lisa (4)
• Brother from the Same Planet (4)
• Selma's Choice (5)
• Marge vs. the Monorail (8)
• Homer's Triple Bypass (5)
• Lisa's First Word (4)
• Mr. Plow (5)
• New Kid on the Block (5)
• Marge Gets a Job (8)
• Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie (3)
• Treehouse of Horror III (5)
• Lisa the Beauty Queen (4)
• Homer the Heretic (10)
• A Streetcar Named Marge (4)
• Kamp Krusty (11)

Season 3

• Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes? (4)
• Bart's Friend Falls in Love (11)
• The Otto Show (3)
• Black Widower (7)
• Colonel Homer (5)
• Dog of Death (5)
• Separate Vocations (10)
• Homer at the Bat (4)
• Bart the Lover (4)
• Homer Alone (3)
• Lisa the Greek (6)
• Radio Bart (4)
• I Married Marge (6)
• Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk (5)
• Flaming Moe's (7)
• Saturdays of Thunder (2)
• Lisa's Pony (9)
• Treehouse of Horror II (6)
• Like Father, Like Clown (5)
• Homer Defined (7)
• Bart the Murderer (5)
• When Flanders Failed (11)
• Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington (6)
• Stark Raving Dad (6)

Season 2

• Blood Feud (8)
• Three Men and a Comic Book (5)
• The War of the Simpsons (7)
• Lisa's Substitute (4)
• Brush with Greatness (7)
• Old Money (3)
• Bart's Dog Gets an F (5)
• Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? (8)
• Principal Charming (6)
• Homer vs. Lisa and the Eighth Commandment (3)
• The Way We Was (5)
• One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish (4)
• Bart Gets Hit by a Car (9)
• Itchy and Scratchy and Marge (7)
• Bart the Daredevil (5)
• Bart vs. Thanksgiving (6)
• Dead Putting Society (7)
• Dancin' Homer (6)
• Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish (6)
• Treehouse of Horror (5)
• Simpson and Delilah (3)
• Bart Gets an F (4)

Season 1

• Some Enchanted Evening (5)
• Krusty Gets Busted (5)
• Homer's Night Out (4)
• The Telltale Head (4)
• The Call of the Simpsons (5)
• Moaning Lisa (6)
• Bart the General (7)
• There's No Disgrace Like Home (4)
• Homer's Odyssey (5)
• Bart the Genius (6)
• Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire (4)