24 Minutes Quotes
Skinner: Good work Lisa.
Bart: Hey, what about me? I almost died and so did Willie!
Willie: [having CPR done to him] Ahh, leave me be, I don't want to live if I have to clean up this mess!
Homer: Ohh a thermos, with 7 cups of coffee still inside! [countdown timer goes down to 6] No wait, 6 cups.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007 Jack Bauer: Chloe, I need those schematics! [Jack is engaged in a gun battle]
Bart: Who is this?
Jack Bauer: I'm Jack Bauer, who the hell are you?
Bart: I'm, uh..... Ahmed Adudi. (I made a doodie)
Jack: Chloe, do we know anyone named Ahmed Adudi?
Chloe O'Brian: Ahmed Adudi, wealthy Saudi financier, went missing in Afghanistan in the late 90s.
Jack Bauer: Really?
Chloe O'Brian: No, it's a joke name. You're being set up, Jack.
Jack Bauer: DAMMIT! [Scene change; Bart is laughing out loud]
Bart: Lisa, are you a secure line?
Lisa: I am. You're using a Bluetooth, the most vulnerable communications device known to man!
Bart: But it looks so cool! Listen, there's a mole inside CTU.
Lisa: A MOLE?
Bart: Yes, now I don't have much time so I'm just gonna come out and say his name. So get ready to know his name. His name is the following. M- [Martin knocks Bart unconscious with a French horn and drags him away singing Skip to my Lou]
Marge: If someone did eat Bart's shorts, they would have a stomach full of pocket garbage!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007 Homer: Apu, I'm returning a yogurt I wasn't completely satisfied with.
Apu: [opens the bag which lets out a stench, he immediatly closes the bag] OH MY GOD! If a dead fish and a homeless person had a baby, and the baby puked, and the dog ate the puke, this smells like the rear end of that dog! I'll give you any yogurt in the store just take that thing with you when you go!
Announcer/Kiefer Sutherland: The following takes place between 2:34 PM and 3:04 PM. [pause] Or, maybe it's AM. Whichever one is the morning one. [pause] It's not that one.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007Announcer/Kiefer Sutherland: Previously on 24... I mean The Simpsons
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007
