A Fish Called Selma Quotes
Troy McClure: Mac, you gotta get me that part!
MacArthur Parker: I will, but you gotta do something for me; problem is the big parts these days are all going to family men.
Troy: But I already got married!
MacArthur: Yeah, for a role like this, you gotta pour it on. You and your, er, wife have gotta have a baby.
Troy: A baby, eh? What do I do?
MacArthur: I'll send you over a pamphlet. Listen, you can't buy that kind of P.R., but you can get it for nothing by having a baby, which, by the way, your insurance will cover, except for the deductible which I'll reimburse you for if you get the part which you will if you have a baby.
Troy: C'est Troi Bien!
MacArthur: Okay. Now listen, let's talk baby names. You can't use Montana, Dakota or Florida, they're taken...
Troy: Hmm... Oregon?
MacArthur: Oh, Pacific Northwest, very hot.
Troy McClure: [on telephone] T Mc-C.
MacArthur Parker: Troy, it's MacArthur Parker.
Troy: MacArthur Parker the agent? MacArthur Parker MY agent?!
Louie: Troy McClure!? You said he was dead!
Fat Tony: No, what I said is that he sleeps with the fishes!
Marge: What are you talking about?
Homer: You know, his bizarre personal life. Those weird things they say he does down at the aquarium. Why I heard...
Marge: Oh, Homer, that's just an urban legend. People don't do that kind of thing with fish!