A Tale of Two Springfields Quotes
Homer: Uh, I have a question, Phoney.
Lisa: It's a movie, Dad.
Homer: Quiet, honey, Daddy's asking the man a question.
Kent Brockman (covered in golden chains): Thank you, Mayor Simpson. Because of you, we are all taking golden showers. (people off-camera laugh) What?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 28th, 2007John: Aren't you the mayor of New Springfield?
Homer: That's right.
Roger: The crazy mayor of New Springfield?
Homer: That's right.
Carl: I'm not sure which code is better. The six is closer to the three, so ya got convenience there. But the nine has less to do with Satan, which is a plus in this religious world of ours.
Homer: What really burns me up is they didn't give us one word of warning.
Carl: What do you mean? They ran those TV commercials about it, and that big radio campaign.
Lenny: Don't forget the leaflets they dropped from the Space Shuttle, and the two weeks we all spent at area code camp.
Homer: Not a single word of warning.
Homer: I accuse the telephone company of making that film on purpose!
Lindsay Neagle: Well, of course we did!
Homer: We need to block them from our sight with a giant wall!
Marge: Like the one in Berlin?
Homer: Good idea! Maybe we should call the guys they used.
(Homer dials a number, but gets the tri-tone. His eye begins to twitch)
Marge: Uh, Homer...
Homer: (insistently) It's ringing!
Lisa: (reading from the computer) Well, according to WhatBadgersEat.com badgers subsist primarily on a diet of stoats, voles and marmots.
Bart: (looking in the kitchen cabinet) Stoats... Stoats...
Lisa: Bart, you won't find stoats in a can.
Bart: (holding a can) Then what's this?
Lisa: It says corn, Bart.
Bart: Must you embarrass me?
Moe: Homer stole our rock performers! That fat, dumb, and bald guy sure plays some real hardball.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 28th, 2007Homer: Now we just sit back and wait for an NFL franchise.
Cardinals representative: I couldn't help overhearing... I represent the Arizona Cardinals...
Homer: Keep walking.