Bart After Dark Quotes
Belle (through intercom): Who is it?
Ned Flanders: Uh, it's an angry mob, ma'am. Could you step outside for a twinkle while we knock down your house?
Belle: Just a minute.
Lisa: Oh, there's something unsatisfying about scrubbing these rocks and I think I know what it is. (a wave washes a new coat of oil on the once-clean rocks)
Marge: Lisa, I know it's frustrating, but we made a commitment, and we have to see it through, no matter how unpleasant.
Cleanup guy: Quitting time. Okay. Scrub up and head for the communal tarp. We're having kelpburgers, and we're going to watch a tape of Johnny Arvik, he's the Eskimo comedian.
(Marge and Lisa pause for a moment. Scene cuts to Marge and Lisa in the car, speeding away from the cleanup guy)
Lisa: Faster, Mom, faster!
Burns: I don't like being outside, Smithers. For one thing, there are too many fat children.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 24th, 2007 Belle: Are you wearing a grocery bag?
Homer: I have misplaced my pants.
Skinner: Ah, there's no justice like angry mob justice.
Lenny: I'm gonna burn all the historical memorabilia.
Moe: I'm gonna bag me a toilet!
Willie: Agh, there'd better be two!
Bart: (dancing, after retrieving a toy plane from a rooftop) S-U-C-C-E-E-S! [sic] That's the way you spell success! (falls down roof to ledge)
• Vote for this Quote! • July 24th, 2007Sea Captain (drunk while talking to reporters): Yar, I'm in a lot of trouble now. (to reporter) Hey, I'll give ya a hundred bucks to take the blame!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 24th, 2007 Lisa (after seeing news of the oil tanker): Oh no!
Homer: It'll be okay, honey. There's lots more oil where that came from.
Homer: If Homer Simpson wants his ten-year old son working in a burlesque house, then Homer Simpsons's ten-year old son is going to work in a burlesque house! (sees Marge) Uh, hi. Now Marge, you are going to hear a lot of crazy talk about Bart working in a burlesque house.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 24th, 2007