Bart-Mangled Banner Quotes
Homer: See Lisa, instead of one big-shot controlling all the media, now there's a thousand freaks xeroxing their worthless opinions.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007 Marge: He was deaf!
Skinner: Oh I'm sure Marge, just like blind Bart, wheelchair Bart, pregnant Bart, and my personal favorite, railroad spike through head Bart.
Homer: Hehehe kids love trains.
Homer: Donkey Basketball? Now I've heard everything. Unlike YOU! Ahahah! Haha! Oh, everybody remember that for when his hearing comes back.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007 Willie: I know what you're hiding, lad. Willie's been deaf since the boiler explosion of 88. But I've taught myself to read lips.
Guy: Morning, Willie!
Willie: What did you say about my mother!? For your information her feet stank cause she works in manure all day, but it's still the best damn Starbucks in Glasgow.
Hibbert: The boy's hearing should clear up in a day, if he doesn't, call me in the Bahamas. For now he can express himself with this complementary pen.
Homer: Cool.
Hibbert: Oh it's a good pen, try it out. That was a malpractice waiver, FOOL!
Moe: Okay well I really enjoyed being you Dr. Hibbert, oh by the way you're not welcome in the library no more. I'm sorry.
• Rating 4.7 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007 Hibbert: Cancel all my appointments.
Moleman: But I need that kidney now!