Bart to the Future Quotes
Bart: You're not going to believe it, Lis. This cool Indian guy showed me our future.
Lisa: Really? Anything good?
Bart: I'll say! I've got my own band, and a moped.
Lisa: What about me?
Bart: Eh, some government job.
Bart Simpson: Help me get this done, then I promise we can all look through Bill Clinton's porno stash. (Bart's friends then go over to Clinton's porn)
• Vote for this Quote! • July 28th, 2007Lisa Simpson: You're too much, Bart. That's why I'm appointing you Secretary of Keeping it Real.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 28th, 2007 Milhouse van Houten: Well, if you just want to out-and-out lie... okay, we could call it a "temporary refund adjustment."
Lisa Simpson: I love it.
Milhouse van Houten: Really? What else do you love, Lisa?
Lisa Simpson: Fiscal solvency.
Milhouse van Houten (heartbroken): Uh, me too.
Bart Simpson: What happened to you Lisa? You used to be cool.
Lisa Simpson: No I didn't.
Ralph Wiggum: Smell ya later, Bart. Smell ya later forever.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 28th, 2007 Bart Simpson: What happened to you, Homer? You used to be cool.
Homer Simpson: I'm still cool!
Bart Simpson: Nah. You've changed, man.
Homer Simpson: Well I do have this robotic prostate, but you can't see it. [Homer looks down.] Oh, you can.
Homer Simpson: Oh, what a bleak and horrible future we live in!
Bart Simpson: Don't you mean "present?"
Homer Simpson: Right, right. Present.
Manager: [on phone] Your linen service has broken many promises to us. Laundry bill soar like eagle. [hangs up] Jerk.[walks over to Bart] So, you like to sneak into casinos?
Bart: I wasn't going to gamble. I just wanted a Bloody Mary.
Manager: Listen to me. Unless you change your deceitful ways. I foresee a life bitterness and failure for you, Bart Simpson.
Bart: How'd you know my name?
Manager: [holds up a legal document] Your father just took out a second mortgage downstairs. You're listed as collateral.
Bart: Oh. I thought that maybe you were some kind of Indian mystic who could tell the future?
Manager: Who says I'm not? If you want to see the future, throw a treasured personal item onto the fire. [Bart tosses a small object, which explodes with a bang] Not a firecracker!
Bart: Hey, I bought it from a guy on your reservation.
Manager: That's Crazy Talk.
Bart: No, it's true.
Manager: No, I know, that's my brother, Crazy Talk. We're all a little worried about him.