Bart vs. Australia Quotes
Marge: (after Bart moons the Australian Government, with "Don't tread on me" written on his behind) Bart, i really appreciate your patriotism, but i wish you would have done something a little more tasteful.
Lisa: I'm impressed you were able to write so legibly on your own butt!
Marge: We have those in America; we call them bull frogs.
Australian Teen: 'Bull frogs?' That's an odd name. I'd have called them 'chazwuzzers.'
Homer: When will you Australians learn? In America, we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better. The streets are safe. Old people strut confidently in the darkest alleys. And the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer-programming abilities. So, like us, let your children run wild and free! Because, as the old saying goes, "let your children run wild and free."
• Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007Homer: Hey, do we get to land on an aircraft carrier?
Helicopter pilot: No, sir, the closest vessel is the USS Walter Mondale. It's a laundry ship. They'll take you the rest of the way.
Bart: (talking on the phone with the Australian father) Hey, I think I hear a dingo eating your baby.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007Lisa: Bart, water will only go the other way in the Southern Hemisphere.
Bart: What the hell is the Southern Hemisphere?
Lisa: Haven't you ever looked at your globe? (tears off wrapping paper on a gift with a tag reading "Happy Birthday! Love Grampa" on it). See, the Southern Hemisphere is made up of everything below the equ... (looks at Bart, who is staring blankly) ...this line.
Bart: So say in Argentina, and Rand McNally (pointing at Rand McNally logo on globe), all their water goes backwards?
Lisa: Uh-huh. (rolling her eyes) In fact, in Rand McNally, people wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.
Bart: (impressed) Cool!
Conover: Mr. Simpson, shush! Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense! It's one of their proudest traditions! (he points it out using the flag of Australia, which inaccurately shows a boot kicking the buttocks)
• Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007Homer: (looking at globe) There it is! Aus-tra-li-a. I'll be damned. (laughs) Look at this country! "U-R-Gay"
• Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007