Bart's Girlfriend Quotes
[As the family arrives for church, Bart can hear a beautiful soprano voice singing a hymn.]
Bart: Jessica...
Lisa: Bart, be strong! You don't need that little hellcat!
Bart: Too late, Lis. She's already drawn me to her with her beautiful siren song...
[Bart rushes inside and finds out that the person singing the hymn is Ned Flanders.]
Bart: (shudders) Oh, that's very disturbing.
Jessica: You're bad, Bart Simpson!
Bart: No I'm not! I just...
Jessica: Yes you are! You're bad...and I like it!
Bart: ...I'm bad to the bone, honey.
Bart: Hi, I'm Bart Simpson, and I must say I was incredibly moved by your reading today. I don't think God's words have ever sounded so plausible!
Jessica: Um...thanks, Art. I...have to go over here now.