Burns, Baby Burns Quotes
Larry: I'm looking for this guy; anybody know him?
Bart: Sure, we know him. That's Mr. Burns.
Lisa: He tried to kill our puppies!
Marge: He sexually harassed me!
Grandpa: He stole my fiancée!
Homer: He made fun of my weight!
[Long pause. Then...]
Larry: Okay, so there's been some friction. Know his address?
Mr. Burns: I'm sorry, Larry. I can't be the family you need.
Larry: That's alright, Pop. I got a wife and kids. Hey, that reminds me! They're probably wondering where I am! I told 'em I was going for coffee. That was a week ago!
[Larry Burns makes his way to Mr. Burns' front door.]
Larry: Woah, this guy's got more bread than a prison meat loaf! He's rich, I tell ya! I've never seen a place with a walk-in mailbox. (A beat) Hey, who am I talkin' to?