Crook and Ladder Quotes
Marge: You should've seen the faces of your children when they caught you stealing! Kids, get in here and show your father the faces!
[Bart, Lisa and Maggie enter the kitchen with their sad faces]
Homer: [sobbing] Make them stop!
Marge: You make them stop by doing the right thing!
Moe: Wait, wait, wait! What about Apu? [A cat enters the room]
Apu's voice: Apu is dead! I was reincarnated as this cat! [Homer and Moe gasp. Then Apu enters the room as well]
Apu: [laughing] Wow, you have just been Apu'd!
Kent Brockman: While our brave firemen recuperate, Springfield is a town without a fire department -- which is bad news for people like this man. [camera pans out to show man trapped in a burning house] Sir! How does it feel knowing that no one is coming to save you?
Man: Not as bad as knowing that somewhere gays are marrying each other! That's the real emergency, Kent.
Homer: Okay, here's the solution. I want you kids to lock the bedroom from the outside so I can't get out and perpetrate my nocturnal mischief.
Bart: Why don't you just stop taking the pills you hothead?
Homer: Because I'm filled with stress! [smacks him on the back of the head and moans] I've got three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?!
Homer: What are you, a travel agent? 'Cause you're sending me on a guilt trip.
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