Day of the Jackanapes Quotes
Sideshow Bob: Farewell, Krusty. This is your Waterloo. Soon you'll be Napoleon Blown-apart!
Stage lighter: Ugh. Terrible
Sideshow Bob: Oh, hush-up, Leo.
Bart (hypnotized): Hello, family.
Marge: Where have you been, young man? It's nearly bedtime.
Bart: I was...
Sideshow Bob (in Bart's head): If anyone asks, you were at the flower shop.
Bart: I was at the flower shop.
Homer (lying): Oh yeah, uh, I was at the flower shop too. Yup, gettin' drunk at the ol' flower shop!
Sideshow Bob: Hello, Bart.
Bart: Oh, it's just you, Bob. How're you doing?
Sideshow Bob: What, no screams? Not even an "eep"?
Bart: Hey, I'm not scared of you. Every time we tangle, you end up in jail. I'm 6 and 0.
Sideshow Bob: I admit that the record is rather one-sided, but this time I cannot fail ! (walks into rake) Rakes, my old archenemy.
Bart: I thought I was your archenemy.
Sideshow Bob: I have a life outside of you, Bart.
Sideshow Bob: You erased my past Krusty. Now I'm going to erase your future.
Prison Guard: Lights out.
Sideshow Bob: Oh please, at Chino's they get to stay up 'til 9!
Prison Guard: Now Bob, I've talked to the warden at Chino's, and that just ain't true.