Days of Wine and D'oh'ses Quotes
Narrator: Next week on "Behind the Laughter."
Huckleberry Hound: I was so gay, but I couldn't tell anyone...
Doctor: What you need is a good, long rest. I suggest Florida.
Homer: Florida? But that's America's wang!
Doctor: They prefer, "The Sunshine State."
Bart: You did it, Dad!
Homer: [drunk] You can't prove I did it.
Lisa: No, you saved our lives.
Homer: I could do a lot of things if I had some money
Lindsay Nagle: Well, your recovery begins today and we promise to give you all the sugar cookies and second-hand smoke you can handle.
Homer: These sugar cookies you speak of, are they real or symbolic?
Lindsay: They're on that table over there.
Homer: Oh, I don't want to walk twelve steps...because anything that takes "twelve steps" isn't worth doing! Get it?! Twelve?! Steps?!
Barney: So, I'm a tanked-up loser? Is that how you see me?
Moe: Oh, sounds like a certain loser could use some tanking up. [starts pouring Barney a glass of beer when Barney abruptly gets up] Hey, hey, where you goin'?
Barney: I'll show you! I'm going to take these helicopter lessons.
Homer: Wait a minute, Barney. You've got to be sober to fly. I mean, it's not like driving a car.
Moe: Hey, Barney, what's with the glum face? You glum or something? Eh, glummy?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 28th, 2007 Bart: Dad, that's a sports bra.
Homer: I don't care, as long as I get the support I need.