GI (Annoyed Grunt) Quotes
Marge: Homer, of all the things you've done — going into space, attending Clown College, joining the navy — I'd never thought you'd join the army.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007Superintendent Chalmers (after the army rounds up all bald and fat men): I'm not bald! I'm bald-ing! Why won't anyone ever honor the "ing"?
Skinner: I honor the "ing."
Chalmers: What the hell are you doing here?
Homer: Won't joining the army take me away from my family for two years?
Recruiter: A large target like you will be home a lot sooner than that.
Recruiter: Thanks for letting us have this assembly, Sgt. Skinner.
Skinner: Anything for my beloved army.
Recruiter: How 'bout reenlisting?
Skinner: How 'bout you bite me?
Recruiter: If you pre-enlist now, we will guarantee you a spot in America's next unresolvable conflict!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007Homer: (to Colonel) You have an awesome voice! Can you say 'side effects may include dizziness and loss of appetite'?
Colonel: Side effects may include dizziness and loss of appetite.
