Homer Badman Quotes
Protestors: (Chanting) Two, four, six, eight! Homer's crime was really great! (pause) "Great," meaning "large" or "immense!" We use it in the pejorative sense!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007 Homer: Ehh, someone had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on the gummi Venus, so I grabbed it off her. Oh, just thinking about that sweet, sweet candy...(he moans) I just wish I had another one right now. But the most important thing is...
Jones: That was really great Mr. Simpson. We got everything we need.
Homer: Okay. Say, can you introduce me to the Sasquatch? I like his style!
TV announcer: "Tonight on FOX, Homer Simpson, Portrait of an Assgrabber"
Homer: Ooh, Portrait, sounds classy!
[On TV, a car drives erratically down the street. Homer (played by Dennis Franz) is behind the wheel. He is about to drive over a cat.]
"Ashley:" No, Mr. Simpson! A cat is a living creature!
"Homer:" I don't care!
[He hits the cat, who screeches loudly. He stops the car and eyes "Ashley" lustfully.]'
"Homer:" Now I'm gonna grab me some sweet!
"Ashley:" Mr. Simpson, that's sexual harassment! If you keep it up, I'll scream so loud the whole country will hear!
"Homer:" With a *man* in the White House? Not likely!