Homer the Moe Quotes
Mr. Burns: I dont understand. She was my young sexy fiance and he was my sexually virile best friend and they just drove of in my boggarti sexxarrosa.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 29th, 2007 Bart: Uh, yeah, I'd like to speak to a Mr. Tabooger, first name Ollie.
Homer: Ooh, Bart, my first prank call! What do I do?
Bart: Just ask if anyone knows Ollie Tabooger.
Homer: [clueless] I don't get it.
Bart: [frustrated] Yell out 'I'll eat a booger'!
Homer: [clueless] What's the gag?
Bart: Oh, forget it...[hangs up]
Lenny: How'd you get R.E.M. to play in your garage?
Homer: I told them it was a Benefit Concert, they think we're saving the rain forest.
Moe: [to Lisa] Listen, I don't like you and you don't like me. But we both wanna stop Homer from shooting the turkey.
Lisa: You don't like me? I like you.
Moe: You do? Then I like you, too. Here, have a towelette.
Russian Model: After Chernobyl, my penis is falling off.
Moe: And penis is Russian for...?
Professor: Describe your tavern, in one word.
Moe: Uh, is "crap hole" one word?
Professor: Yes, if it's hyphenated.
Moe: Then I'll stick with, "crap-hole."