Homer vs. Patty and Selma Quotes
Homer: [At Patty and Selma's doorstep] You're my last, last chance; bottom-of-the-barrel, hail-mary, long-shot, wish-you-would-do-it-but-probably-won't final resort to lend me money.
Selma: We'll take care of you.
Patty: Yes..."care."
[Patty and Selma begin to snicker together. Homer, failing to recognize their sarcasm, joins in and soon bursts into hysterical laughter]
Patty: Cut him a check and get him the hell out of here!
Homer [Driving a limo with Mel Brooks as a passenger] Mel Brooks! I loved Young Frankenstein! Scared the hell out of me!
Mel Brooks Umm...Thanks.
Patty: When are you going to wake up and smell your husband, Marge?
Selma: Granted, you got some kids out of him. But when the seeds have been planted, you throw away the envelope!
Stockbroker: Homer, you knuckle-beak! I told you a hundred times to sell your pumpkin futures before Halloween! Before!
Homer: Alright, let's not panic. I'll make the money back by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one!