Homer vs. the 18th Amendment Quotes
Homer: To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 24th, 2007 [Rex Banner grabs Ned Flanders]
Banner: Are you the Beer Baron?
Flanders: Well, if you're talkin' about root beer, I plead guil-diddly-ilty as char-diddly-arged!
Banner: (To Lou and Eddie) Hmm, he's not the Baron. But he sounds drunk. Take him in.
[Banner grabs Comic Book Guy]
Banner: Are you the Baron?
Comic Book Guy: Yes, but only by night. By day, I'm a mild-mannered reporter for a major metropolitan newspaper.
Banner: Don't crack wise with me, Tubby!
Comic Book Guy: "Tubby?" (Looks down at his belly) Oh, yes. Tubby.
[Homer and Bart walk by with a wheelbarrow full of sour mash, yeast and other spirit making ingredients.]
Homer: Hey, Banner! How's it hangin'?
Banner: None of your business!
Rex Banner: you're out there somewhere, Beer Barron, and I'll find you.
Homer: [Faintly, as from a long way away] No, you won't!
Rex Banner: Oh, yes I will!
Homer: [Faintly] WON'T!!!
Kent Brockman: Top o' the morning to ye on this gray, drizzly afternoon! Kent O' Brockman reporting live from Main Street, where today where everyone is a little bit Irish, except of course for the gays and the Italians.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 24th, 2007