Homerpalooza Quotes
Homer: Ooh, someone's traveling light!
Lisa: Maybe you're just getting stronger.
Homer: Heheh, well I have been eating more!
Homer: You know Marge, I thought I had an Appetite for Destruction. But all I really wanted was a club sandwich.
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 23rd, 2007Homer Simpson: Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974. It's a scientific fact.
• Rating 4.8 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 23rd, 2007Homer: I used to rock and roll all night and party ev-er-y day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky.
• Rating 4.4 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 23rd, 2007 Homer: Die? Well, you don't scare me doc, 'cause dying would be a stone groove. [cocky] Got any messages for Jimi Hendrix?
Doctor: Yes, pick up your puppy. [indicates an ancient hound-dog named "Rover Hendrix"]
Burns: And to think, Smithers, you laughed when I bought Ticketmaster. [imitating Smithers] Nobody's going to pay a hundred-percent "service charge."
Smithers: It's a policy that ensures a healthy mix of the rich and the ignorant, sir.
Marge: Cannons are designed to hurt! They're designed to hurt!
Lisa: Shhh! Mom, Dad needs our support!
Bart: What religion are you?
Homer: Oh, you know, the one with all those well-meaning rules that don't work in real life... Christianity.
Roadie: Oh, boy. There goes Peter Frampton's big finale. He's gonna be pissed off.
Frampton: You're damn right I'm gonna be pissed off! I bought that pig at Pink Floyd's yard sale!