Homer's Barbershop Quartet Quotes
[After singing their final rooftop performance, Homer addresses the crowd.]
Homer: I'd like to thank you on behalf of the group, and I hope we passed the audition.
[Crowd, including the Be Sharps laughs loudly.]
Barney: [laughs] ...I don't get it.
Abe: That's my son up there!
Jasper: What, the balding fatass?
Abe: Uh, no, the Hindu guy.
[The Be Sharps are at the Grammys.]
Barney: David Crosby? You're my hero!
David Crosby: Oh, you like my music?
Barney: You're a musician?
Apu: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
Nigel: Hmm. Never fit on a marquee, love. From now on, your name is Apu de Beaumarchais.
Apu: That is a great dishonor to my ancestors and god, but okay!
Mayor Quimby: (sotto voice) Human roaches...feeding off each other's garbage. The only thing you can't buy here is dignity! (into the microphone) Welcome, swappers, to the Springfield Swap Meet. Ich bin ein Springfield Swap Meet patron! (sotto voice again) I need a drink and a shower...
• Vote for this Quote! • July 17th, 2007