Homer's Enemy Quotes
Homer: Hi Grimey old buddy.
Grimes: I'm not your buddy, Simpson. I don't like you, in fact I hate you. Stay the hell, away from me, because from now on, we're enemies.
Homer: Ok. Do I have to do anything?
Grimes: Oh hi, Mr. Burns, I'm the worst worker in the world. Time to go home to my mansion and eat my lobster.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 24th, 2007 Homer: This dinner has to be absolutely perfect if Grimey and I are to be friends. So Marge, be perfect.
Marge: Okay.
Homer: Bart, perfect! Lisa, perfect! [to Maggie] Other kid, perfect!
Bart: [calling from outside a window of his factory] Hey, Milhouse! You want a job in my factory?
Milhouse: You don't have a factory.
Bart: Hey, I'm a busy man. You want a job or not?
Milhouse: Okay!
Frank Grimes: [disgusted that Homer is not being chastised for entering a children's contest] But... this was a contest for children!
Lenny: Yeah, and Homer beat their brains out.
Frank Grimes: Homer is not okay! I would die a happy man if I could prove to you that Homer Simpson has the intelligence of a six year old!
Lenny: [to Carl, ignoring Frank] So, how are you doing?
Marge: Homer, why aren't you at work?
Homer: The car won't start. I don't feel very good today. I am at work.
Marge: You're afraid to go to work because Frank Grimes will be there aren't you?
Homer: Wha? That's crazy talk. You're crazy, Marge. Get off the road! [honks the horn]
Frank Grimes: [seeing the Simpsons' house] Good Heavens! This is a palace! How can.. How in the world can you afford to live in a house like this, Simpson?
Homer: I dunno. Don't ask me how the economy works.
Grimes: Yeah, but look at the size of this place! I live in a single room above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley.
Frank Grimes: God. He eats like a pig.
Lenny: I dunno. Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck.
Frank Grimes: Well, some kind of farm animal anyway. And earlier today, I saw him asleep inside a radiation suit. Can you imagine that? He was hanging from a coat hook.
Lenny: Yeah, he had three beers at lunch. That would make anybody sleepy.
Frank Grimes: I've never seen him do any work around here. What is his job?
Lenny: Safety inspector.
Frank Grimes: That irresponsible oaf?! A man who by all rights should have been killed dozens of times by now?!
Lenny: Umm, 316 times by my count.
Frank Grimes: That's the man who's in charge of our safety? It boggles the mind!
Carl: Yeah, it's best not to think about it.
Frank Grimes: Accidents have doubled every year since he became safety inspector, and meltdowns have tripled! Has he been fired? No. Has he been disciplined? No, no!
Lenny: Everyone makes mistakes. That's why they put erasers on pencils.