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Homer's Phobia Quotes (Page 2)

Homer J. Simpson

Marge: Oh, Homer, look. Look, a TV Guide owned by Jackie O!
John: Oh, you should see the crossword puzzle. She thought that Mindy lived with "Mark."
Homer: Give her a break! Her husband was killed!
John: Oh, I know. Wasn't that awful?

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 24th, 2007


Skinner: [Looking at political buttons at C**kamamie's] Hmm. These campaign buttons are all partisan. Don’t you have any neutral ones? "May the better man win," "Let's have a good, clean election," that sort of thing?
Cashier: Uh... no, but we do have some old shirt buttons. They’re kind of kooky and fun.
Skinner: Missy, you have just talked yourself right out of a sale!

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 24th, 2007


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