Hurricane Neddy Quotes
Ned: What do we have hear? The long flabby arm of the law. The last case you got to the bottom of, was a case of mallamars!
Krusty: Mallamars! Thats going in the act.
Ned: Oh, yeah, the clown. The only one of you bafoons who doesn't make m laugh! And as for you! I don't know you but I'm sure you're a jerk!
Lenny: Hey I've only been here a few minutes whats going on?
Ned: (to moe) You ugly, hate-filled man!
Moe: Hey, Hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I- uh what was the third thing you said?
Ned: (gently but angerly) Homer...you are the worst human being I have ever met...
Homer: Hey, I got off pretty easy...
Marge: Ned, we meant well and everyone here tried their best.
Ned: Well my family and I can't live on good intentions Marge! Oh, your family's out of controll but we can't blame you because you have GOOD INTENTIONS!
Bart: Hey back off Man.
Ned: OH! Ok dude! I wouldn't want you to have a cow, MAN! Hey, here's a catchphrase you'd better learn for your adult years: Hey buddy, GOT A QUARTER?!
Bart: I am shocked and appaled
Lisa: Mr. Flanders, with all due respect, Bart didn't do ANYTHING!
Ned: Oh do I hear the sound of butting in? It must be Lisa Simspon, Springfields answer to a question, NO ONE ASKED!
Ned: AW, HELL DIDILLY-DING-DONG-CRAP! CAN'T YOU MORONS DO ANYTHING RIGHT?!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 25th, 2007Ned: Why me, Lord? I've always been good. I don't drink or dance or swear. I've even kept kosher just to be on the safe side. I've done everything the Bible says! Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! What more can I do? I...I..I feel like I wannaa yell out, but I just can't dang-darn-diddly-darn-dang-ding-dong-diddly-darned do it! I just...I...*sigh*.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 25th, 2007