Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie Quotes
[Lisa returns from seeing the Itchy & Scratchy Movie]
Bart: So, how was it?
Lisa: It wasn't that great...
Bart: Be honest.
Lisa: It was the greatest movie I've ever seen in my life! And you wouldn't beleive the guest stars who did cameos! Dustin Hoffman, Michael Jackson - of course, they didn't use their real names, but you could tell it was them!
Homer: You know when I was a boy I really wanted a catcher's mit, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story.
Homer: I like stories.
Elderly Homer: Which one's the mouse?
Elderly Bart: Itchy.
Elderly Homer: Itchy's a jerk.