Lisa on Ice Quotes
Krusty: (singing United States National Anthem) Oh say can you see, lalaladada...light. What so proudly we yah...lalaya...[crowd boos] Ooh, I knew I shouldn't have turned down those cue cards.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007Homer: (Bart must take a penalty shot of Lisa) Oh my God, Marge, a penalty shot with four seconds left! The winner will be showered with praises, and the loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007Homer: Well, boy, you won. So I'm going to live up to my side of the agreement: here's your turtle, alive and well.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007Homer: Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007 Skinner: All right, first academic alert: Wiggum, Ralph.
Ralph: I won, I won!
Skinner: No no, Ralph, this means you're failing English.
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!
Marge: (flicking light switch on and off) Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Bart: Mom, that is really annoying!
Marge: You are not in direct competition with each other! Repeat, you are not in direct competition!
Homer: (running in) Hey! Apu just called. This Friday, Lisa's team is playing Bart's team. You'll be in direct competition! And I don't want you to go easy on each other just because you're brother and sister. I want to see you both fighting for your parents' love! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! (Flicking light on and off).
Homer: Alright hotshots, now that my daughter is on the team I want to make a few things clear.
Lisa: Dad please, just go, I'll be fine.
Homer: 'Ah ber ba', I don't want you to make fun of her, just because she's different ... Aha ha ha! Hey look! That kids got bosoms! Has anybody got a wet towel? (begins chasing Uter, whipping him with a towel) Come here you butterball!
Üter: Don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate!
Bart: I was going to see if we could deal with this peacefully... but instead I just ripped the head off Mr. Honey Bunny!!
Lisa: Bart, that was your cherished childhood toy.
Bart: (realizing what he's done) Ah!!! Mr. Honey Bunny!!
Skinner: (on PA) Attention students, please make your way for an assembly at the Butthead Memorial Auditorium. (Off PA) Dammit, I wish we hadn't let the students name that one.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007 Chief Wiggum: (to prisoners) Alright, I'm gonna make a little deal with you mugs. I'll let you all out to see my team play the hockey game if you promise to return to your cells.
Snake: Sorry, pig. We can't make that promise.
Chief Wiggum: Alright, alright, I'll sweeten the deal. You can see the game, you don't have to come back, but you have to promise not to commit any more crimes, okay?
Snake: No.
Chief Wiggum: I'll take that as a yes. (opens jail cells, prisoners run out)
Prisoners: Alright! We're free!