Lisa the Skeptic Quotes
Bart: Why are we getting dressed up, Mom? Are we going to Black Angus?
Marge: Well, you might say we're going to the best steakhouse in the whole universe.
Bart: So we're not going to Black Angus.
Lisa: Ugh! I wish I'd never found those stupid bones! It's time to put an end to this. Bart, I'm borrowing your blue crowbar.
Bart: Good ol' Blue-y.
Marge: Hey, she's gonna smash the angel!
Homer: Somebody stop her!
Lisa: [walks into garage, turns on the light] [Gasps] It's gone!
Homer: [weeping] Oh, no! This can't be happening! What the hell are we gonna do with 10,000 angel ashtrays? [sobbing]
Bart: I could take up smoking.
Homer: You damn well better.
Moe: [beating wooly mammoth with a baseball bat] Take that and that and-- (One of the tusks falls off and crushes him) Oh! I'm paralyzed. I just hope medical science can cure me.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 25th, 2007Homer: Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true. Facts, schmacts.
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 25th, 2007 Lisa: [referring to the "angel"] It could be anything. It could be a mutant from the nuclear plant.
Mr. Burns: Oh, fiddle-faddle. Everyone knows our mutants have flippers. Ooh, oops. I've said too much. [clears throat]
[under his breath] Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
Smithers: You mean the revolver, sir?
Mr. Burns: Precisely. Be sure to wipe your own memory clear when you're finished.
Lisa: Principal Skinner, remember how I didn't sue when I found that scorpion in my applesauce? Well, I'm calling in a favor.
Principal Skinner: Mmm. I knew this day would come. [Over PA system] Attention. All honor students will be rewarded with a trip to an archeological dig!
(Martin, Sherri, and Terri cheer, Sherri and Terri high-five)
Principal Skinner: Conversely, all detention students will be punished with a trip to an archeological dig.
Bart, Milhouse, and Nelson: ...Oh, no! Not tomorrow!... ...Oh, crud....