Lisa's Sax Quotes
Bart: Wow, so that's how Lisa got her sax!
Homer: Next, I'll tell you the origin of Maggie's pacifier!
Marge: What origin? We got it for $1.95 down at the Safeway!
Marge: I cannot believe this! I'm trying to give our daughter a head start in life, and you aren't helping a bit!
Homer: Marge, name one successful person in life who ever lived without air conditioning.
Marge: Balzac!
Homer: No need for potty mouth just because you can't think of one.
Marge: But Balzac is the name-
Homer: [interrupting] "If ifs' and buts were candy and nuts..." um, how does the rest of that go?
Dr. Pryor: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, there's nothing to be alarmed about. Public school can be intimidating to a young child, particularly one with as many flamboyantly homosexual tendencies as your son.
Marge: Bart's gay?
Dr. Pryor: Bart? Ah... oof. Wrong file.
Homer: Oh... but Marge, am I doomed to spend the rest of my life sweating like a pig?
Bart: Yeah, not to mention looking like a pig, eating like a pig...
Apu: Don't forget the smell.
Homer: Will you get off my front lawn?
Apu: Why don't you make me?
Homer: Why! Oh, I give up.
Homer: So, what do you like, Lisa? Vio-ma-lin? Tuba-ma-ba? Obo-mo-boe?
[Lisa points to a saxophone]
Homer: Ooh, saxo-ma-phone!
Homer: Now son, on your first day of school, I'd like to pass along the words of advice my father gave me. [thinking what Grandpa told him]
Young Grandpa: Homer, you're as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
Homer: Lousy traumatic childhood.
Principal Skinner: Welcome kindergarteners. I'm Principal Sinner--sst--Skinner. [the children laugh] Well that's it, I've lost them forever.
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Chin Ho: Chan Ho is over there. I am Chin Ho.
Krusty: Whoever you are, just pass it along, kid.
Teacher: So you see, children, there is hope for anyone.
Young Bart: Even me?
Teacher: No.