Lisa's Wedding Quotes
Moe: Oh, an English boy, huh? You know, we saved your ass in World War II.
Hugh: Yeah, well, we saved your arse in World War III.
Moe: (conciliatory) That's true.
Marge: If only your father were still with us... [pause] ...but he left for work ten minutes ago.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007 Homer: [planning Lisa's wedding] We can have the reception at Moe's... wait, why not have the whole wedding there! We could do it on a Monday morning! There'll be fewer drunks.
Marge: Homer, don't take this personally, but I've obtained a court order barring you from helping to plan this wedding.
Homer: [Unoffended, looks over it in a businesslike manner] Well, this all appears to be in order. I'll be in the hammock.
Lisa: I remember you. Mayor Quimby, right?.
Quimby: Uh, no. Check my license. It's Mohammed Jafar.
Otto: Hey, Quimby, when you're done with this fare, haul your indicted ass down to the convention center!
Quimby: [bitterly, under his breath] I cut the ribbon at that convention center.
Marge: Remember, in England, an elevator is called a lift, a mile is called a kilometer, and botulism is called steak and kidney pie.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007Wiggum: Behold, the two headed dog, born with only one head! And behold, out of the mists of time, the legendary Esquilax, a horse with the head of a rabbit, and the body....of a rabbit.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007 Lisa: [looking at portrait] From his clothes, I'd guess late 17th century?
Hugh's Mother: Actually, Lisa, it's just Uncle Eldred.
Uncle Eldred: I get me brain medicine from the national health!