Little Big Girl Quotes
Homer (after walking back in the house with Marge and observing Selma and Abe kissing): A bear is eating my father!
Selma: I'm Selma.
Homer: A talking bear is eating my father!
Homer: Son, one day you're going to be a great father.
Bart: Aww, and someday you'll be one too.
Homer: Thanks boy, heh heh heh heh heh!
Homer: (after Lisa admits lying) My daughter's like CBS News!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007Bart: Utah? Home of America's most powerful weirdoes!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007Homer: Bart, this is a matter of life & death… What’s the difference between ketchup & catsup? They’re gonna cut my head off!!!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007Grandpa Simpson: Yep, the Simpsons have never married or even shook hands with anyone interesting. In a world of 31 flavors, we’re the cup of water they rinse the scoops in.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007Homer: Bart, I need you to go to the gas station and say you want your tires inflated, but really, you inflate these volleyballs, then throw them over the prison walls to create chaos and confusion.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007Nelson: I will not have my heritage insulted! (puts on a Tyrolean hat and grabs a puppy shepherd dog and beer stein) Guten Tag!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007
