Marge Gamer Quotes
Moe: Well, I'm just the bartender here, but it seems to me, you could win Lisa back by appealing to her sense of reason, and you can win your mom back by appealing to her feelings.
Bart: Gee, Moe, you give great advice!
Homer: Yeah, what have you done with the real Moe?
Bart: Jumping Johnnycakes! Those dames are cheesed.
Homer: Son, I'll never understand women if I live to be 40.
Bart: Big if.
Homer: You said it. Enjoy me while I last!
(both laughs)
Bart: Want to go slam a few beers?
Homer: Want to watch me?
Bart: You know it.
Lisa (angrily): You can't give me a yellow card! You're my father!
Homer: When I put on these shorts, I'm not your father anymore, and judging by how tight they are, I'm never going to be anyone else's either.
Helen Lovejoy (angry at Referee Homer's foul call): You are so blind, even Jesus couldn't heal you!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007Homer: So...I thought it went real well. Until I swallowed the whistle.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007 Homer (eagerly): Would you like me to take you to your game?
Lisa: You already promised you would.
Homer (whines): Aww, do I have to?
Homer: Wait, that's soccer? I always called it "human foosball."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007Homer (seeing Lisa putting on her shin guards): Hey Lisa, self-conscious about your shins? In my day, girls were worried about their boobs.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007Lisa: I'm proud of you, Mom. You're like Christopher Columbus. You discovered something millions of people knew about before you.
• Rating 4.6 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007 SideShow Mel: Can we move this meeting along? I pay my taxes, I expect my orange drink!
(Groundskeeper Willie serves SideShow Mel orange drink)
SideShow Mel (taking a sip): Ambrosia!