Margical History Tour Quotes
Marge: ...and that's the life of Mozart. Thank God he died young. I gotta get dinner on the stove.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007 Dr. Nick: Guten Tag, everybody!
Bart/Mozart and Lisa/Salieri: Guten Tag, Dr. Nick.
Bart: What is that? A quarter?
Milhouse: A Chuck-E-Cheese token?
Marge: No! It's a Sacagawea dollar! You can trade it in at the bank for a regular dollar! Huh? Huh?
Homer/Henry VIII: Look at me! I eat and eat and eat and I never get any thinner!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007 Homer/Henry VIII: (in his sleep) Must sire a dude... Must sire a dude...
[Bart appears over his head in a dream bubble.]
Bart/Dream Son: Father, dearest. I am the son you crave. I'm athletic and smart and ever so masculine. Could a girl belch like this? (belches)
Homer/Henry VIII: Oh, my sweet little boy. Why can't I have you?
Bart/Dream Son: I don't know. Too much jerkin' your merkin'?
Homer/Henry VIII: Why you little!! (reaches into bubble and strangles Bart) Get out of my dreams and into my wife!
Marge/Margerine of Aragon: (wakes up and sighs) I could have married the King of France. He wasn’t so obsessed with procreation. Ting-a-ling-a-ling. Know what I mean?
Homer/Henry VIII (to Jane Seymour): Hey, baby. How'd you like to be queen for a day? (winks to Executioner Wiggum)
Executioner Wiggum: Heh! It's funny, 'cause you're king.
Homer/Henry VIII: (singing to the tune of "I'm Henery the Eighth, I Am" and taking large bites of food between each stanza) I'm Henry the Eighth, I am. Henry the Eighth, I am, I am. I've been eating since 6 am, for dessert I'll have dinner again. My name's synonymous with gluttony, I'll always eat a turkey or a ham -
Marge/Margarin of Aragon: Stop singing that song! We all know who you are!
Sideshow Mel: Her Majesty, Margarine of Aragon!
Homer/Henry VIII: What're you doing out of bed? I just planted my seed in your womanly dirt.
Marge/Margerine of Aragon: Your Majesty, I know you want a son, but must we discuss my womb in front of the entire court?
Court: (laughing)
Dr. Nick: As the royal physician, it is my learned opinion that her womb is filled with sea serpents.
Marge/Margerine of Aragon: Hrrrmm...
Lisa (looking around at book shelves): "Everybody Poops: The Video"? "Yu-Gi-Oh! Price Guides"? There are hardly any books here at all!
Milhouse: But Krabappel wants a paper on Henry VIII and I have to score a pumpkin sticker or better on it.
