Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore Quotes
Homer: Hey, I know you! We met in a police line-up!
Bum: Oh yeah! You know, number two and number four are an item now.
Homer: You don't need to tell me. I was number three.
Bart: What are you talking about?
Homer: When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong that means EVERYTHING's wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you better not laugh your ass off!
Lisa: (thinking) Oh, my God, my brother's my best friend!
Bart: (thinking) Oh, my God, my sister's my best friend!
Marge: (thinking) Diamonds! I still can't believe he gave me diamonds!
Homer: (thinking) Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the baldest of them of all?
Milhouse: Then let's just say I don't care what people think of me anymore.
Bart: You mean up until now you did care? Then why did you wear that tutu to school last week?
Milhouse: What about all the times I didn't wear a tutu? Nobody ever brings those up.
Billboard Homer sees while driving: Diamonds... because money equals love
• Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007 Bart: Hey Moldilocks, mom says I'm supposed to help you.
Lisa: Fine, you can confirm the accuracy of the hose. [Sprays Bart] Hahaha! You wet your pants.
Grampa: Shut up! It's a serious problem!
Milhouse: Those Cap City kids don't think I'm cool anymore. We were having a sleepover and a robber came and wet my bed. Then he folded the bed back into the couch and disappeared into the night. [shifty eyes]
• Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007 Groundskeeper Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people.
Willie: You just made an enemy for life!
Bart: Just forget everything you know about gravity.
Lisa: But I know so much about it.
Bart: Just do it!
