Much Apu About Nothing Quotes
Homer: I'm sick of these constant bear attacks. It's like a freakin' country bear jambaroo around here!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 23rd, 2007Chief Wiggum: (arresting the bear, and Barney the drunk) Book 'em Lou. One count of being a bear. And one count of being an accessory to being a bear.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 23rd, 2007Homer: Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.
Lisa: That's the homeowner tax.
Homer: Well anyway, I'm still outraged!
Homer: (pointing to the US flag) Please identify this object.
Apu: It appears to be the flag that disappeared from the public library last year.
Homer: Correct. Now, we all know the thirteen strips are for good luck, but why does the American flag have precisely forty-seven stars?
Apu: Because this particular flag is ridiculously out of date! The library must have purchased it during the brief period in 1912 after New Mexico became a state but before Arizona did!
Homer: Uh, partial credit.
Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm!
Lisa: That’s specious reasoning, dad.
Homer: Why thank you, honey.
Lisa: By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Hmm. How does it work?
Lisa: It doesn’t work; it’s just a stupid rock!
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: But I don’t see any tigers around, do you?
Homer: Hmm... Lisa, I want to buy your rock.
Apu: Ohh, I fell asleep! I have forgotten everything that Mr. Homer taught me!
Lisa: Perfect. Let's roll.
Marge: What you're saying is so understandable. And really, your only crime was violating U.S. law.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 23rd, 2007Nelson: Hey, German boy! Go back to Germania!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 23rd, 2007