Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times Quotes
Rich Texan: Look at all them stars! How many do you think there are?
Homer: Two.
Rich Texan: TWO??!!
Serpent: I'll be snaking those jewels and venom gotta go! Sorry I didn't asp your permission. Hope that's cobra-setic.
Krusty: Hey jerk! Puns are lazy writing! [Serpent shoots him]
Apu: Oh thank you, masked vigilante. Your over-zealous homicide has saved me 80 cents...now if you're not going to buy anything, please move along.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007Homer: [walks in cave and sees gold] MO JOO! [dives into the treasure] WHEEE HEE HEE! [swims through the treasure singing, spits coins from his mouth] Eww, silver! Ohh a penny! This is my lucky day!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007 Burns: Perhaps I can be of help?
Homer: Ahh! Where did you come from?
Burns: I'm your cell mate! You never noticed me before because you're extremely self centered!
Homer: Oh sorry, I wasn't listening, I was too busy checking out my reflection in this yellow water. [at reflection] Oh hoo hoo, lookin' good!
Homer: Oh little mouse, you are only thing keeping me sane. [Eats mouse] Oh now I have nothing!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007 Homer: Are you gonna torture me?
Lenny: We can't tell you. Not knowing is the worst torture of all!
Carl: Well, that and the rat helmet. [Lenny and Carl throw Homer in his cell]
Lenny: Now, get some sleep, you got a 9 AM rat helmet.
Homer: (groans) 9 AM?!
Homer: I shouldn't be here, I was framed!
Carl: You think you got problems, the guy in the iron mask over there is the rightful king of France.
King of France: Oh did you guys hear that, he just admitted it! Guys? GUYS? [kicks ground] Oh man, this place is so unfair!
Wiggum: [after impersonating siren] I'm gonna stop now.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007 Judge: I sentence you to life.
Homer: You moron, I'm already alive!
Judge: In prison! [hammers podium]
Homer: AAAAH!!!
