Simple Simpson Quotes
Lisa (to Homer): I can't believe you stood Mom up!
Bart: Face it, Lis--men are dogs. The worse we treat you, the more you want us.
Lisa: That's not what dogs do.
Bart (laughing): You said "dog doo"! You said "dog doo"!
Homer: (laughing)) She sure did!
Bart: Way to go, Dad!
Lisa: The perfect kiss!
Homer: It was pretty delicious.
Marge: It was as satisfying as a million Hallmark cards with all the right-size envelopes.
(Lisa sighs dreamily)
Homer: It felt like a cluster bomb wiping out a graveyard full of zombies.
(Bart sighs dreamily)
Homer: I couldn't believe my eye. She was the prettiest girl I'd ever seen...
(remembers Marge is listening)
Homer: (nervous chuckle) Uh...until I met your mother, who made that girl look like a Godzilla made of garbage.
Marge: Homer, that girl was me!
boy Homer: All right, how should I get there? (sees rowboat) Hmm...I guess it's row versus wade. And it's my right to choose!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007 boy Lenny: Hey, you must be Homer! I'm Lenny, and this is Carl.
boy Homer: Wow, a Negro!
boy Carl: We prefer the term "black."
boy Homer: So cool.
Bart: Homer, I'll bet when you were ten, you were stealing beers, kissing girls, and tipping dinosaurs.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007 Bart: Ok ladies, don't you have a poodle to dress up?
Sherri and Terri: Fine, we'll go. We'll find some other way to entertain our boy-crazy cousin who thinks you're cute.
(they walk away to reveal the cousin)
Bart (shuddering in pleasure): I wouldn't mind pushing that in the mud.
Mr. Burns: You will work for me.
Homer: I already work for you.
Homer/Pie Man: Don't do the crime if you can't do the KEY LIME!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007Mr. Burns: Grow a spine on your own time, fatso. Now pie that Brownie, Fruitcake!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007
