Simple Simpson Quotes (Page 2)
Apu: Let's see—Farmer Billy's smoke-fed bacon, Farmer Billy's bacon-fed bacon, Farmer Billy's travel bacon... Mr. Simpson, if you really want to kill yourself, I also sell handguns!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007Homer: (attempting to pie Mr. Burns) I've run out of pie-related puns!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007Homer: But I'm no super genius! ... Or are I?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007Bart: What did those women expect? When you sign a contract with FOX
• Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007 Host of Promiscuous Idiot's Island: Now, ladies, when you agreed to do this show, you were told you would be living with a millionaire on his private island. Well, I'm afraid we've misled you. (the women gasp)
Marge (watching show): Get ready, skanks! Here comes the Truth Train!
Host: This isn't an island at all. It's a peninsula!
Woman 1: (walking away) This was supposed to be about trust!
Woman 2 (crying): I just want to get on that boat and go home!
Host: Well, you don't need a boat, because you can walk.