Simpson Tide Quotes
Barney: (into radio) Mayday, mayday! The engine room has sprung a leak! It's filling up with a clear, non-alcoholic liquid!
Homer: You mean water?
Barney: Yeah, that's it.
Kent Brockman: Well sir, "treason season" started early this year, as a nuclear sub was hijacked my local man Homer Simpson. (backdrop shows photo of Homer dressed in a Cossack outfit performing the Cossack dance)
Marge: Oh my god!
Lisa: I told him that photo would come back to haunt him.
Abe Simpson: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 26th, 2007 Homer: Damage report, Mr. Moe.
Moe: Sonar, out. Navigation, out. Radio, out.
Homer: Enough of what's out, what's in?
Moe: Ice-blended mocha drinks and David Schwimmer.
Homer: Yes, he is handsome in an ugly sort of way.
Moe: (lights dim) We're losing power! (lights dim further) We're losing backup power! We're down to mood lighting here!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 26th, 2007 1st officer: 15 seconds to collision, we need a decision.
Homer: Hmm, what would the captain say in my spot?
Captain Tenille: (in the torpedo tube) Don't fire the torpedoes!
Homer: Fire the torpedoes!
Captain Tenille: Ah Simpson, you're like the son I never had.
Homer: And you're like the father I never visit.
Captain Tenille: (making his first address to his crew) I'm a man of few words. (pause) Any questions?
Homer: (raises hand) Uh, is the poop deck really what I think it is?
Captain Tenille: (chuckles) I like the cut of your jib.
Homer: What's a jib?
Captain Tenille: (laughs out loud) Promote that man.