Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-Annoyed-Grunt-cious Quotes (Page 2)
Bart: Ma, could you get me some milk?
Marge: [feeding Maggie] Can't you get it yourself?
Bart: No, that's okay. I'll just go without liquid. [acts as if he desperately needs something to drink]
Marge: Oh, all right, all right! I'll get your milk. [goes into the kitchen]
Bart: Thank you.
Marge: [from the kitchen] Does anyone else want anything while I'm up?
All: No.
Homer: [Marge returns with Bart's glass of milk] Marge, get me a beer.
Marge: OHHH!
Lisa: Uh, Mom?
Marge: [annoyed] What?!
Lisa: Um, there's a hair in my soup. But I'll just eat around it.
Marge: What kind of hair?
Lisa: Well, it's blue. [produces it] Six feet long.
Bart and Homer: Eeew.
Marge: [gasps] That's MY hair!