Sweets and Sour Marge Quotes
Paper Boy: Paperboy![throws paper at Homer]
Milkman: Milkman! [throws milk carton at Homer]
Piano Lady: Piano lady![throws piano at Homer]
Homer: (laughs) That guy's hilarious, especially I liked his white shirt and blue pants. Hey, wait a second. (looks to his clothes) Angry Dad is me!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 29th, 2007Angry Dad: Ahh, what a day...maybe the headlines will cheer me up. [paper says "You suck Angry Dad!"] THAT'S OPINION...NOT NEWS! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! [head swells and eyeballs pop]
• Vote for this Quote! • July 29th, 2007 Bart: Hmmm...all I need is one classic character. [sees Homer outside struggling with a lawn chair]
Homer: Widat-wi-stupid lawn chair! Unfold you- [chair snaps his tongue]OUCH!!!!
Bart: Perfect! [begins drawing]
Homer: This'll teach that stupid chair...Ahhhhhhhh! I'm on fire! [shows Homer running around on fire] Ahhhhh...I hope no ones drawing this! Ahhh!
Bart: [after Homer springs the trap] Thank GOD his pants stayed on!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 29th, 2007 Stan Lee: Hold it son. Wouldn't you rather have an exciting action figure?
Nerd: AHHHH, but Batman only fits in my Batmobile.
Stan Lee: Ha-are you nuts? The Thing fits in there perfectly. [stuffs The Thing into the Batmobile] Look he's fitting right now.
Nerd: AHHHH you broke my Batmobile!
Stan Lee: Broke or made it better?
Lisa: Mom, Joan didn't really burn at steak, did she?
Marge: [hastly grabs the Book from Homer] No it says right here! Just as the flames were about to engulf Joan, SIr Lancelot rode up on a white horse and saved her. They married and lived in a space ship. [begins eating the book] Easier to chew than that Bambi tape!
Hamlet (Bart): Someone's behind the curtain. It could be Claudius! Only one way to find out! [stabs curtain and Polonius (Wiggum) falls out] Polonius, what are you doing behind the curtain?
Polonius: I hide behind curtains because I have a fear of getting stabbed!
Krusty: Now I would like to warn you that our performances tend to make audience members blurt out hidden secrets.
Claudius (Moe): Oh boy...
Hamlet (Bart): Ah HA! Methinks the play's the thing! Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king!
Claudius: Catch my conscience, what?
Hamlet: You're not supposed to hear me, that's a soliloquy.
Claudius: Okay, I'll do one too. Note to self: Kill that kid!
Krusty: And if your idea of a first date is burning down a village, you just might be...a viking! [laughter]
Viking: O hohohoho. That's what I get for sitting up front eh? [sets a nearby table on fire and carries the two lady's sitting there away]